Chip Tolentino - Thomas Boger-Hawkins
Logainne Schwartzandgrunenierre (schwartzy) - Sayde Mendell
Leaf Coneybear - Zach Kelly
William Barfee - Brendan Smith
Marcy Park - Michaela McNutt
Olive Ostrovsky - Elizabeth Cupo
Rona Lisa Peretti - Lilly Borbas
Douglas Panch - David Squires
Mitch Mahoney - Jada Barger
Carla Mom - Hannah Moskowitz
Danielle Mom - Kalea Barger
Olive's Dad - Thomas Boger-Hawkins
Olive's Mom - Lilah Hofmann
Jesus Christ - Caci Silver
Jesus’s translator - Kalea Barger
Coneybear’s Mom - Sarah Lounsbury
Angels - Kelly DellaRocco, Gwennie Fernandez, Hannah Moskowitz
Ensemble - Kyle Barden-Larson, Stephanie Bernards, Carolyn Budge, Kelly DellaRocco, Gwen Esteves, Gwennie Fernandez, Emily Jury